1.Have you ever had sex? This one time, at band camp...
2.Have you have wanted to have sex but didn't? All the ti- wait, I suppose this means 'The opportunity was there, you could've lept right in, but decided not to.' In which case, the answer would be: yes.
3.Have you ever had sex and not wanted to? Yeah. Hey, it happens.
4.Have you ever had sex that did not involve a partner? You mean masturbation? Haven't we all?
5.Have you ever had sex that involved more than one partner? It's on the to do list!
6.If so,was one of them a different species? Since it hasn't happened yet: negative.
7.Was a lemur or penguin involved? Oh man, penguin sex. I'd be all over- wait. This is incriminating, isn't it?
8.What music would be the best soundtrack when you had sex? VNV Nation - Cold. Massive Attack - Say My Name.
9.If there was no possibility of problems, would you have sex with someone in your circle of friends that you have not had? Yes, yes I would.
10.Would you rather be having sex now then reading this meme? Yes, yes I would.
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Date: 2006-04-06 06:40 am (UTC)This one time, at band camp...
2.Have you have wanted to have sex but didn't?
All the ti- wait, I suppose this means 'The opportunity was there, you could've lept right in, but decided not to.' In which case, the answer would be: yes.
3.Have you ever had sex and not wanted to?
Yeah. Hey, it happens.
4.Have you ever had sex that did not involve a partner?
You mean masturbation? Haven't we all?
5.Have you ever had sex that involved more than one partner?
It's on the to do list!
6.If so,was one of them a different species?
Since it hasn't happened yet: negative.
7.Was a lemur or penguin involved?
Oh man, penguin sex. I'd be all over- wait. This is incriminating, isn't it?
8.What music would be the best soundtrack when you had sex?
VNV Nation - Cold. Massive Attack - Say My Name.
9.If there was no possibility of problems, would you have sex with someone in your circle of friends that you have not had?
Yes, yes I would.
10.Would you rather be having sex now then reading this meme?
Yes, yes I would.