Being Bardi

“Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here! And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again because I love you all! - And oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home.”

Wizard of Oz



and of course..what month of quotes would be complete without



Rosebud

Armand: It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.
The Birdcage

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
The Big Lebowski

Raymond: Ofcourse I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Raymond: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Charlie: I don't want them back.
Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.
Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinatti.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinatti, Ray, so don't even start with that.

Rain Man

He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

"Red Will" Danaher:The Quiet Man

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Princess Bride

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

Dogma

Wash: I don't know, but if she doesn't give more power to offset the burn through this landing is going to get very interesting.

Mal: Define interesting.

Wash: "Oh God, Oh God we're all going to die"?

Mal: [Talking into the intercom.] This the captain speaking. We might experience some turbulence, then explode.

Serenity

They call Los Angeles the city of the angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly.
The Stranger: The Big Lebowski

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

- Alex Delarge, "A Clockwork Orange