thoughts from work

[bardiphouka]

How does a model airplane set a house on fire?

Why would someone put an alarm on a statue in their front yard?

How (same people as the statue)do you put a solarium in the basement?

If you call and tell me the police are stealing your wife's knickers do you really expect me to do anything about it?

Comments

[verbivoracious.livejournal.com]

There's always the chance the wife is GIVING the police her knickers.

[bardiphouka.livejournal.com]

From what I have heard of the wife, she could not give them to the police..she would have to force them to take them.