quotes

Yesterday's quote was Mark Twain. And for today hmm..

But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

errr..odd

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalked again, a rant by bardiphouka. kelbardi is stalking bardiphouka kelbardi’s REAL name : Steve Giddy kelbardi’s REAL DOB : 23rd August 1982 Height :190 cm Weight : 86.6 kg kelbardi has dreamt about you : 7 times kelbardi became interested in you : 15th August 2005 kelbardi’s latest dream about you kelbardi and bardiphouka make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance. This is how kelbardi describes your relationship behind your back ‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. bardiphouka told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’ kelbardi’s been stealing stuff from your house too. kelbardi enjoys collecting bardiphouka’s dead pets for a living. They’ve even started modifying their body for you kelbardi had their tongue pierced just to win your approval. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner. The Police No. calls to the police : 4 times Your Last Call to The Police "Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is kelbardi. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! kelbardi threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse." kelbardi’s Police File kelbardi makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted. Testimonies about kelbardi nasturtium - Suicidal wreck ‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! kelbardi? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’ binarygoddess - Fart N Flirt ‘Well well, who would have thought it? kelbardi a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’ sohma_kodora - Flaccid Pornstar ‘kelbardi is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’

resolution

In 2007, bardiphouka resolves to...

Find a better erotica.
Admit my true feelings to coffeeem.
Eat more linguistics.
Connect with my inner art.
Become a better anime.
Find a new manga.

Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

In truth btw I have nothing but respect for the lady quotes..along with a certain envy of her writing talent.