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bardiphouka) wrote2005-10-22 10:59 am
bardiphouka) wrote2005-10-22 10:59 am
thoughts from work
How does a model airplane set a house on fire?
Why would someone put an alarm on a statue in their front yard?
How (same people as the statue)do you put a solarium in the basement?
If you call and tell me the police are stealing your wife's knickers do you really expect me to do anything about it?
Why would someone put an alarm on a statue in their front yard?
How (same people as the statue)do you put a solarium in the basement?
If you call and tell me the police are stealing your wife's knickers do you really expect me to do anything about it?
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SOLARIUM: Extend the basement a few feet past the first floor, and use sunroom panels (seen a number of floorplans that do this, actually). Lights. Built on a hill so one wall of the basement can be solid windows to let the light in.
POLICE: You could expect me to hang up the phone. I might also ask if they have stolen the statue.