Sporadic but Steady Quotes (TV quotes)

NUMBER TWO: I have declared war on the next continent.
FORD: Declared war? But there's no one even living there.
NUMBER TWO: Yes, but there will be one day. So we've left a sort of open-ended ultimatum.
FORD: What?
NUMBER TWO: And blown up some military installations.
CAPTAIN: Military instillations, Number Two?
NUMBER TWO: Yes, sir. Well, potential military installations. (pause) All right. Trees. And we interrogated a gazelle.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy