You mean there is not?

[bardiphouka]

“The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.”
― Christopher Moore

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[bardiphouka.livejournal.com]

but you have to remember..I have a corner lot where there are a lot of school buses stopping. Now imagine all those children watching some fellow with near-waist length hair and a hand a half broadsword cutting down weeds. I never have any issues with the neighbourhood children.