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“Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here! And I'm not gonna leave here ever, ever again because I love you all! - And oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home.”

Wizard of Oz

and of course..what month of quotes would be complete without

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Sir Alexander Dane: I played Richard III.
Fred Kwan: There were five curtain calls.
Sir Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me. I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.

Galaxy Quest (give him a hand..he's British)
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Armand: It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable.
The Birdcage
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Bowen: Never mind! Just get rid of her!
Draco: How?
Bowen: Eat her!
Draco: Oh, please. YUCK!
Bowen: Aren't we squeamish, you ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.

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Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
The Big Lebowski
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I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Jareth: Labyrinth
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Raymond: Ofcourse I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear.
Charlie: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Raymond: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Charlie: I don't want them back.
Raymond: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Charlie: Underwear is underwear, Ray.
Raymond: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Raymond.
Charlie: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Raymond: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinatti.
Charlie: We're not going back to Cincinatti, Ray, so don't even start with that.

Rain Man
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Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize that I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it - "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bedwetting Child", which I picked up by mistake.

Wolf:The 10th Kingdom
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He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

"Red Will" Danaher:The Quiet Man
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Street Vendor: Water?
Marcus Brody: No thank you, fish make love in it.

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Princess Bride
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Jack Lucas: It's important to think. It's what separates us from lentils.

Fisher King
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Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

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Sam Spade All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you.

Brigid O'Shaughnessy You know whether you love me or not.

Sam Spade Maybe I do. I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that'll pass.

The Maltese Falcon
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Wash: I don't know, but if she doesn't give more power to offset the burn through this landing is going to get very interesting.

Mal: Define interesting.

Wash: "Oh God, Oh God we're all going to die"?

Mal: [Talking into the intercom.] This the captain speaking. We might experience some turbulence, then explode.

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Officer Matt Henry: You're Crazy, Walsh.
Kyle: Crazy isn't what it used to be.

Darkness Falls
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They call Los Angeles the city of the angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly.
The Stranger: The Big Lebowski
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal: The Usual Suspects
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It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

- Alex Delarge, "A Clockwork Orange
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What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?]
Jim: The Waco Kid: Blazing Saddles


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